Google Jokes

Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but, it can’t search,
.
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the chappals u lost at the temple.

Little Known Facts:Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was offered several million dollars to change the spelling of his last name to Netanyahoo.

I Twittered my Google and came on MyFace!
"I'm So Confused"

The Story....
A guy lost his girlfriend in a train accident....

but the gal `s name nowhere appeared in the dead list. This guy

grew up n became IT technical architect in his late 20? s, achievement in
itself!!.

He hired developers from the whole globe and plan to make a

software where he could search for his gf through the web..

Things went as planned...

n he found her, after losing millions of dollars and 3 long years!!

It was time to shut down the search operation, when the CEO of Google had a
word with this guy n took over this application,
This Software made a whopping 1 billion dollars profit in its first year,
which we today know as ORKUT.
The guy `s name is ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN. Yes its named after him only. Today he is paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we do like scrapping. He is expected to b the richest person by 2009.
ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants more...

Are the google ads annoying you?
If they are, here's a way to remove them:
1. Open "my computer", locate the windows directory (for example, C:windows).
2. Enter its subdirectory system32driversetc (the full path might be C:windowssystem32driversetc). You can find a file named "host".
3. Use the notepad to open this file, and add this line:
127.0.0.1 pagead2.googlesyndication.com
4. Save it, and shut down all your existing IE windows.
5. Open your IE again, and enter Wocka. You won't see the google ads anymore(although the google search will be still there.)
6. Enjoy it!