Adds Jokes

What person adds best in hot weather? A summer.

2 co-workers DAVE and RICK were having lunch when dave sais..RICK...YA NEVER GUESS WHAT I JUST SIGNED UP FOR? rick sais...WHATS THAT? dave sais PARACHUTE JUMPING. rick laughs and sais,,, YA SILLY OLD FOOL...YUR ALMOST 65, SCARED OF HEIGHTS..WHY THAT? dave adds THE WIFE SAIS WHEN WE RETIRE NEXT YEAR SHE WANTS US TO TRAVEL THE WORLD. rick sais...SO WHEN DOES ALL THIS HAPPEN? dave sais...I LEAVE TOMOROW FOR 3 WEEKS....ILL SEE YA WHEN I GET BACK 2 weeks later rick steps into the lunchroom and finds dave eating his lunch and yells...DAVE BUDDY...THOUGHT YA SAID YA WOULD BE GONE FOR 3 WEEKS? dave looks up and sais...WELL...IT DIDNT GO AS GOOD AS I THOUGHT. rick sais...OH SO WHAT HAPPENED? dave sais....WELL AFTER THE FIRST WEEK OF INCLASS WE ALL WENT UP IN THE PLANE AND WHEN IT WAS MY TURN TO JUMP....I GOT TOO SICK TO MY STOMACH. rick sais....SO WHAT THEY SAY? dave adds....MORE CLASSROOM TIME...SO THE SECOND TIME I GOT UP THERE... I WAS SICK AGAIN. rick sais....SO THEY THREW YA OUT? dave more...

The Story....
A guy lost his girlfriend in a train accident....

but the gal `s name nowhere appeared in the dead list. This guy

grew up n became IT technical architect in his late 20? s, achievement in
itself!!.

He hired developers from the whole globe and plan to make a

software where he could search for his gf through the web..

Things went as planned...

n he found her, after losing millions of dollars and 3 long years!!

It was time to shut down the search operation, when the CEO of Google had a
word with this guy n took over this application,
This Software made a whopping 1 billion dollars profit in its first year,
which we today know as ORKUT.
The guy `s name is ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN. Yes its named after him only. Today he is paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we do like scrapping. He is expected to b the richest person by 2009.
ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants more...

C would be Judaism - it's old and restrictive, but most of the world is familiar with its laws and respects them. The catch is, you can't convert into it - you're either into it from the start, or you will think that it's insanity. Also, when things go wrong, many people are willing to blame the problems of the world on it.

Java would be Fundamentalist Christianity - it's theoretically based on C, but it voids so many of the old laws that it doesn't feel like the original at all. Instead, it adds its own set of rigid rules, which its followers believe to be far superior to the original. Not only are they certain that it's the best language in the world, but they're willing to burn those who disagree at the stake.

PHP would be Cafeteria Christianity - Fights with Java for the web market. It draws a few concepts from C and Java, but only those that it really likes. Maybe it's not as coherent as other languages, but at least it leaves you with much more freedom and more...

Amsterdam (AP/UPI) - While the Lewinsky scandal continues to rage on the front of American newspapers, a much different reaction has developed on this side of the Atlantic. To world-wise, sophisticated Europeans, the spectacle is a curious sideshow and another reason to mock and disdain the puritan morals of their American counterparts.
"You feelthy Americans, you make me seek," says sneering French graduate student Serge Tati, 47, expressing a common sentiment. Fashionably clad in a horizontal stripe t-shirt and skin-tight Speedo, he was recently relaxing on the Lido with his mistress Yvette LaFleur, 43. Like thousands of fellow French graduate students, he was enjoying his annual 28-week vacation.
"Beel Clinton, he is Euro, no. He eez moderne, he eez now. He has joie de vivre. He ravages zee young geerls. In my country, we geeve heem a medal, no?" asks Tati, deeply drawing on a clove cigarette.
"Oui, like Jerry Lewees," adds the topless more...