"The jumper" joke
2 co-workers DAVE and RICK were having lunch when dave sais..RICK...YA NEVER GUESS WHAT I JUST SIGNED UP FOR? rick sais...WHATS THAT? dave sais PARACHUTE JUMPING. rick laughs and sais,,, YA SILLY OLD FOOL...YUR ALMOST 65, SCARED OF HEIGHTS..WHY THAT? dave adds THE WIFE SAIS WHEN WE RETIRE NEXT YEAR SHE WANTS US TO TRAVEL THE WORLD. rick sais...SO WHEN DOES ALL THIS HAPPEN? dave sais...I LEAVE TOMOROW FOR 3 WEEKS....ILL SEE YA WHEN I GET BACK 2 weeks later rick steps into the lunchroom and finds dave eating his lunch and yells...DAVE BUDDY...THOUGHT YA SAID YA WOULD BE GONE FOR 3 WEEKS? dave looks up and sais...WELL...IT DIDNT GO AS GOOD AS I THOUGHT. rick sais...OH SO WHAT HAPPENED? dave sais....WELL AFTER THE FIRST WEEK OF INCLASS WE ALL WENT UP IN THE PLANE AND WHEN IT WAS MY TURN TO JUMP....I GOT TOO SICK TO MY STOMACH. rick sais....SO WHAT THEY SAY? dave adds....MORE CLASSROOM TIME...SO THE SECOND TIME I GOT UP THERE... I WAS SICK AGAIN. rick sais....SO THEY THREW YA OUT? dave sais....NO... ITS BASED ON A 3 STRIKE BASIS...THEY GAVE ME A THIRD TRY. rick sais....SO WHAT HAPPENED? dave sais...2 MORE DAYS OF CLASS AND THIS TIME WHEN IT WAS MY TURN TO JUMP OUT OF THE PLANE, I LOOK OVER MY SHOULDER AND ISNT THE BIG BLACK INSTRUCTOR THERE...I LOOK DOWN AT HIM....HE TAKES HIS MANHOOD OUT AND PUTS IT IN HIS HAND AND SAIS....NOW....EIGTHER YUR GONNA JUMP OR YUR GETTIN HER rick sais...HOLLY SHIT...I BETCHA THAT MADE YA JUMP? dave sais...WELL YA....A LITTLE.
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