Sais Jokes

A blonde walks into an electronics store and asks the guy at the counter if she could buy this toaster, pointing to it. The guy sais No, because your blonde. So she comes back the next day after changing her hair colour. She asks if she cane buy a taster, pointing to it. The guy sais No, because your blonde. She does the same thing the next day and gets the same reply, so she asks the guy How can you tell im blonde? The guy sais Thats not a toaster, its a microwave!

(read with atalien accent)
I go to america and i go into a small restauraunt i ask for 2 piss of toust he only give me one piss i tell him i want a piss he sais go to the bathroom i say no no no you dont understand i want a piss on me plate he says you beter not piss on de plate you son of a bitch i dont even now the guy he call me a son of a bitch.
then i go to a fancy restauraunt and he give a spoon a knife but no fock i tell him i wanna fock he says evrybody wanna fuck i say no no no you dont understand i wanna fock on de table he say you better not fuck on de able you son of a bitch.
Then i go back to my hotel and there is no shit on de bed i tell him i wanna shit he says go to the bathroom i say no no no you dont understand i want a shit on the bed he sais you better not shit on de bed you don of a bitch.
the next morning i go to the counter he says peace to you i say piss on you to you son of a bitch im going back o italie.

one day three girls walk into a bar, a blonde a redhead and a brunette. and there
is a man robbing it.
he sais no one move or ill shoot. Quickly the
brunette sais look tornado. and the robber looks and she runs out. he gets mad. then the redhead sais look a flood. the robber looks she runs away. the blonde sais fire.
and the roobber fires!!!

the was a girl naked just about to get in the bath so she gets in the bath and she hears a knock on the door and she sais who is it?its the blind man o come in then so he walks in goes up stairs and sais nice tits were do ya want ye blinds

A Priest, A Rabbi, and a Minister are discussing how they give
charity to god. The minister sais " I put a box in the middle
of the room and throw all my money into the air, whatever
lands in the box I give to god, whatever lands outside I keep."
The priest sais "I do the same thing except I draw a circle in
the middle of the room and whatever lands outside I give to god.
The Rabbi then sais "you should all be ashamed of yourself, I
throw all the money I have into the air and let god take whatever
he wants.
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