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An American was watching a cricket match and happened to speak to a Frenchman.

'Who's the guy with the ball?' he asked.

'Je ne sais pas,' answered the Frenchman.

After the match, they chanced to meet at the bar. Trying to attract the barman's attention, the American said,' What's his name?'

'Je ne sais pas,' said the Frenchman.

'What?' said the American.' Does he do everything around here?'

one day three girls walk into a bar, a blonde a redhead and a brunette. and there
is a man robbing it.
he sais no one move or ill shoot. Quickly the
brunette sais look tornado. and the robber looks and she runs out. he gets mad. then the redhead sais look a flood. the robber looks she runs away. the blonde sais fire.
and the roobber fires!!!

In a nation-wide taste test, "Houlihan's" hamburgers were named the best in the country.

Tasters said the burger had a certain "je ne sais quoi."

In other news, scientists have identified "je ne sais quoi" as a lack of rat feces

2 co-workers DAVE and RICK were having lunch when dave sais..RICK...YA NEVER GUESS WHAT I JUST SIGNED UP FOR? rick sais...WHATS THAT? dave sais PARACHUTE JUMPING. rick laughs and sais,,, YA SILLY OLD FOOL...YUR ALMOST 65, SCARED OF HEIGHTS..WHY THAT? dave adds THE WIFE SAIS WHEN WE RETIRE NEXT YEAR SHE WANTS US TO TRAVEL THE WORLD. rick sais...SO WHEN DOES ALL THIS HAPPEN? dave sais...I LEAVE TOMOROW FOR 3 WEEKS....ILL SEE YA WHEN I GET BACK 2 weeks later rick steps into the lunchroom and finds dave eating his lunch and yells...DAVE BUDDY...THOUGHT YA SAID YA WOULD BE GONE FOR 3 WEEKS? dave looks up and sais...WELL...IT DIDNT GO AS GOOD AS I THOUGHT. rick sais...OH SO WHAT HAPPENED? dave sais....WELL AFTER THE FIRST WEEK OF INCLASS WE ALL WENT UP IN THE PLANE AND WHEN IT WAS MY TURN TO JUMP....I GOT TOO SICK TO MY STOMACH. rick sais....SO WHAT THEY SAY? dave adds....MORE CLASSROOM TIME...SO THE SECOND TIME I GOT UP THERE... I WAS SICK AGAIN. rick sais....SO THEY THREW YA OUT? dave more...

a guy wals into a bar and asks for 6 shots, the bar tender sais whatts the ocasion, the guy sais his first blowjob, the bartender gave him another and sais its on the house, the guy said thats ok the 6th one got the taste out of my mouth.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and a Minister are discussing how they give
charity to god. The minister sais " I put a box in the middle
of the room and throw all my money into the air, whatever
lands in the box I give to god, whatever lands outside I keep."
The priest sais "I do the same thing except I draw a circle in
the middle of the room and whatever lands outside I give to god.
The Rabbi then sais "you should all be ashamed of yourself, I
throw all the money I have into the air and let god take whatever
he wants.
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A man walks into a porn shop, goes up to the counter and asks for a inflatable doll.
Shopkeeper sais "male or female"
Man sais "female"
Shopekeeper sais "black or white"
Man sais "white"
Shopkeeper sais " christian or muslim"
The man sais what the fuck does religion have to do with it.
Muslims blow themselves up.