"THE JUMPER" joke

dave looks at his buddy rick at work and sais....YA NEVER GUESS WHAT I JUST SIGNED UP FOR? rick sais....WHATS THAT? dave sais....PARACHUTE JUMPING.rick sais... YA FOOL...YUR ALMOST 65 YEARS OF AGE AND YA TELL ME YA SIGNED UP FOR THAT... WHY? dave sais....THE WIFE WANTS US TO TRAVEL WHEN WE RETIRE NEXT YEARrick shout out....BUT YUR SCARED OF HEIGHTS dave sais...I KNOW AND ILL BE BACK IN 3 WEEKS HAVING FINALLY CURED THIS PHOBIA SO WE CAN ENJOY RETIREMENT rick wishes him luck and the 2 workers partways 2 weeks pass and rick looks up and sees dave at work and says....HEY....THOUGHT YA SAID YOU WOULD BE GONE FOR 3 WEEKS? dave sais....WELL....IT DIDNT GO AS PLANNED rick sais..SO....WHAT HAPPENED? dave sais... WELL...AFTER THE 1ST WEEK OF INCLASS WORK...I THOUGHT I WAS READY BUT WHEN WE WENT UP IN THE PLANE....AND IT WAS MY TURN TO JUMP... I GOT TOO SICK TO MY STOMACH....I JUST COULDNT rick sais....SO WHAT THEN? dave adds...MORE CLASSWORK TIME... AND WHEN I WENT BACK UP TO JUMP AGAIN... I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS PREPAIRED..BUT...SICK AGAIN rick sais....SO THEY THREW YA OUT? dave sais....NO ITS BASED ON 3 STRIKE BASIS...AGAINMORE CLASSWORK AND THIS TIME A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH BEFORE GOING UP....AND WHEN IT WAS MY THIRD TIME TO JUMP....I LOOK OVER MY SHOULDER AND THE BIG BLACK INSTRUCTOR IS UP HERE WITH US...WELL....DOESNT HE UNZIP HIS PANTS,,,, PUTS HIMSELF IN HIS HAND AND LOOKS AT ME AND SAIS... NOW EIGTHER YUR GONNA JUMP OR YUR GETTIN HER rick sais...WELL....I BET THAT MADE YA JUMP dave sais...WELL YA... A LITTLE

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