"The Story" joke

The Story....
A guy lost his girlfriend in a train accident....

but the gal `s name nowhere appeared in the dead list. This guy

grew up n became IT technical architect in his late 20? s, achievement in
itself!!.

He hired developers from the whole globe and plan to make a

software where he could search for his gf through the web..

Things went as planned...

n he found her, after losing millions of dollars and 3 long years!!

It was time to shut down the search operation, when the CEO of Google had a
word with this guy n took over this application,
This Software made a whopping 1 billion dollars profit in its first year,
which we today know as ORKUT.
The guy `s name is ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN. Yes its named after him only. Today he is paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we do like scrapping. He is expected to b the richest person by 2009.
ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants to monitor his scrapbook & 8 to monitor his friends-list. He gets around 20, 000 friend-requests a day & about 85, 000 scraps!!!
Some other Cool Facts abt this guy:

* He gets $12 from Google when every person registers to this website.

* He also gets $10 when you add somebody as a friend.

* He gets $8 when your friend `s friend adds you as a friend & gets $6 if
anybody adds you as friend in the resulting chain.

* He gets $5 when you scrap somebody & $4 when somebody scraps you.

* He also gets $200 for each photograph you upload on Orkut.

* He gets $2. 5 when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the
hot-list.

* He gets $2 when you become somebody `s fan.

* He gets $1. 5 when somebody else becomes your fan.

* He even gets $1 every time you logout of Orkut.

* He gets $0. 5 every time you just change your profile-photograph.

* He also gets $0. 5 every time you read your friend `s scrap-book & $0. 5
every time you view your friend `s friend-list.

"Moral of the story"? LOSE U R GIRLFRIEND AND MAKE BILLIONS!!!!