Bill Gates Jokes

Bill Gates died and was soon standing in front of God. God looked through Bill's book and couldn't decide if he wanted to send Bill to Hell or Heaven, so he gave Bill a choice. Looking through Heaven's window Bill Gates saw a sunny beach. In Hell's window Bill saw not only a beach, but beautiful women too, so of course he chooses Hell. Two weeks later God goes to check on Bill Gates and finds him running from devils having a horrible time.
"How's it going, Bill?" God asked.
"Horrible! What happened to the beach and the women?" Bill cried.
"Oh," God laughed. "That was the screensaver."

The Gates Foundation is giving $287 million to find a vaccine for AIDS. "I hope," said Bill Gates, "that in my lifetime, I will be able to enjoy unprotected sex with a man."

Bill Gates recently let a swarm of mosquitos into a crowd to show the world how deadly the malaria virus is. When told he was cruel and unusual he said, “Well Im used to it. I deal with blood suckers everyday.”

$11 Million of the federal stimulus package is earmarked for a bridge that would connect two Microsoft campuses in Redmond,WA. Critics contend even after the bridge is built, it would intermittently close and cracks in it's foundation would require constant patching....just like Windows XP...

Their new online search tool is named "Bing" and purportedly will be included in all new pc's sold starting next year... Most people, including myself, have been Google users for years now...
So what will be the first thing users type into the search box when this thing automatically opens up on their computers..... "Uninstall Microsoft Bing"...