Foundation Jokes

I was just visiting the National Italian American Foundation website looking for tips on gelling my hair, when I found a whole section protesting The Sopranos for depicting Italian Americans as mobsters.
Here's a tip, National Italian American Foundation! Instead of protesting a TV show for portraying Italians as mobsters, why not protest every Italian I grew up with in Jersey for pretending to be mobsters? While you're at it, see if you can get them to put on less than a gallon of cologne every day.


Your pal, Kurt Metzger

What is the second stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying to build a foundation for a house. What is the stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas contractor trying to build a house on the foundation.

On Thursday, Bill Gates announced he will be stepping down from Microsoft to devote his time to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. The foundation assists third-world countries in adding security flaws to their infrastructures.