Annoying Jokes

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effor
- Herm Albright -

Monsters, Inc. was a cute animated movie that is pretty funny, but definitely for kids. You should go see it if you have kids, are a kid, or like to pretend you're a kid late at night by wearing diapers. It's made by the Pixar people, who did Toy Story and A Bug's Life, and that pretty much tells you what to expect. Same technology, but a couple years later, so it's a little better, a little more lifelike. Movie gets a nice, solid 3 6/7 Babylons. You'll have a good time, but try not to see it in a theater filled with too many kids- they can be annoying. Especially when the one right behind you spends the last fifteen minutes kicking your chair telling its Mommy that it needs to go to the bathroom.

OK, now let's talk about the Star Wars trailer.

By now, you have seen it, or heard it, or had it described to you by a cyber-dork named C3PO4EVR on a host of fan sites. You know it's really short. You know there is no dialogue. You know that the only sound you get is more...

If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline to a friend as you're walking by the annoying someone. Repeat this ritual (making sure the annoyance can hear you) constantly, but never tell the annoying someone the rest of the joke.It will eventually drive them slightly insane! The punchline is: "And then the president said, "But that's not *my* duck!"What really is the rest of the joke? In your dreams, baby!

The Ten Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard on the opposite sexes genetalia
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one
3. Thou shall kiss at every given opportunity
4. If thou kissed someone, and was slapped, thou shalt not kiss her again.
5. Thou shall never bite when in the act of french kissing
6. Thou shall not pay for sexual intercourse
7. Thou shall not date members of state or Musicians
8. Thou shall not have sexual intercourse in public convieniences.
9. thou should never turn down free sexual intercourse
10. Procreate at will
Religions of the world
Taoism: Shit happens
Confucianism: Confucius say, shit happens
Hinduism: This shit has happened before
Buddhism: Shit happens, yet shit does not happen
Islam: Shit happens, is Allah wills
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
Protestantism: Let shit happen to other people
Catholicism: If shit more...

Mel. Barbie Girl
Hi user, wanna go for a try?
Sure win!
Boot up!
I'm a Windows girl
In my Windows world
Life in coding
It's annoying
You can tune my files
Explore me everywhere
Imagination
Illegal operation
Come on System, let's go crashing
I'm a Windows girl
In my Windows world
Life in coding
It's annoying
You can tune my files
Explore me everywhere
Imagination
Illegal operation
I'm a prog, I'm a code
on a supermachine
when I crash,
Boot me up, and go crazy
I'm your pain,
boot me up, and start over again
Run a prog, see the fail
Just delete me
You can touch, i can hang,
like i say, just boot again
I'm a Windows girl
In my Windows world
Life in coding
It's annoying
You can tune my files
Explore me everywhere
Imagination
Illegal operation
Come on System, let's go crashing (boot, boot, bo-ot)
Come on System, let's go crashing more...