"Just Ducky!" joke
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline to a friend as you're walking by the annoying someone. Repeat this ritual (making sure the annoyance can hear you) constantly, but never tell the annoying someone the rest of the joke.It will eventually drive them slightly insane! The punchline is: "And then the president said, "But that's not *my* duck!"What really is the rest of the joke? In your dreams, baby!
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effor
- Herm Albright -
Monsters, Inc. was a cute animated movie that is pretty funny, but definitely for kids. You should go see it if you have kids, are a kid, or like to pretend you're a kid late at night by wearing diapers. It's made by the Pixar people, who did Toy Story and A Bug's Life, and that more...