"I Caused Global Warming" joke

Yes, I did. Guilt by association. The year I stopped leasing ski equipment and actually bought skis, boots, and poles three years ago was the season of no school snow days. Kids have been blaming me for being deprived of snow-days ever since. It's so balmy that my skis are rusting.

This is us in Switzerland last December.

My timing's always bad. I buy high and sell low. I sold out google in the tech stock crash of 2001 because it was such a silly idea. I bought stock in Enron. I gave away my teddy bear the week before splitting from my boyfriend.

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