Cyrus Jokes

Disney teen idol Miley Cyrus has been accused of taunting and mocking Asians by making slant-eye poses in a personal photograph with her friends. Today Cyrus apolgized saying, "I so sorry my actions offended so many Japs and Chinks."

Garth Brooks and Billy Ray Cyrus are captured by terrorists.
They are brought up in front of a firing line. The head terrorist asks Billy Ray Cyrus for any last requests. To which Billy replies "Well, I sure would like to sing _Achy Breaky Heart_ jus' one more time!"
The head terrorist says "fair enough".
The head terrorist then asks Garth Brooks the same question. And Garth answers "shot me first!"

Mackenzie Phillips talks to Oprah about her book where she admits to an incestuous affair with her singer father, John Phillips.
In book related news… Miley Cyrus has stopped the release of her new book due to a nervous breakdown of her father, Billy Ray Cyrus.

In the wake of the recent uproar over the racy Vanity Fair photos of Miley Cyrus, Rosie O'Donnell defended Miley's pictures on her blog.

"My closest friends and I looked at the pictures for hours," the prominent lesbian continued, "we're inviting Miley to join us on our Caribbean cruises."

Miley Cyrus performed a suggestive pole dance atop an ice cream cart during last night's Teen Choice Awards. It was her answer to "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"