"Country joke about Garth Brooks and Billy Ray Cyrus" joke

Garth Brooks and Billy Ray Cyrus are captured by terrorists.
They are brought up in front of a firing line. The head terrorist asks Billy Ray Cyrus for any last requests. To which Billy replies "Well, I sure would like to sing _Achy Breaky Heart_ jus' one more time!"
The head terrorist says "fair enough".
The head terrorist then asks Garth Brooks the same question. And Garth answers "shot me first!"

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