Star Jones Jokes

Dear Star Jones,

Ijust heard that you and Al Reynolds have finalized your divorce. Iunderstand your wish for privacy, since the media has been all overyour marriage, especially after Al's announcement that he used to begay. I'd like to offer some advice, but I need to know one thing: Haveyou both started seeing other men?

The Star Savior

As did Star Jones' husband.

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