Snake Jokes / Recent Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog? A fangfurter! sna

What's a snakes favourite dance? The mamba!

What did one snake say to another? Hiss off!

Why did the two boa constrictors get married? Because they had a crush on each other! sna

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake? You can make a pet out of a snake!

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen? A viper!

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.