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Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

The wonder of a single snowflake outweighs the wisdom of a million meteorologists.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snowflake.
Snowflake who?
There's snowflake like home!

There were these 3 sister named Raindrop, Snowflake and Piano. All there life they were made fun off beccause of there names so one day they deside to ask there mother why they have such weird names. the first one says “mom why am i named raindrop? ”
Her mom replies “cause when you were born the smallest raindrop fell on your nose”
The second one asked “mom why am I named Snowflake? ”
Her mom replied “cause when you were born the smallest snow flake fell on your nose”
The third one walks up and goes “DUUUUGGGHHHAAA!!! ”