"The wonder of a single snowflake" joke

The wonder of a single snowflake outweighs the wisdom of a million meteorologists.

Two atoms were walking down the street. One atom says to the other one, "I've lost an electron!

The 2nd atom replies, "Are you sure?"

Says the 1st atom, "I'm positive."

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Editor's note: I find it personally amusing more...

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Two atoms are walking down the street when one atom says to the other, "I think I lost an electron."
The other atom says "Are you sure?"
"Yeah I'm positive!"

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

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