Snowman Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: Why do people make snow men instead of snow women?
A: Because it takes too long to hollow out the head!
No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites: Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly We three kings of porridge and tar On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire. He's makin' a list, chicken and rice. Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel. With the jelly toast proclaim Olive, the other reindeer. Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say Sleep in heavenly peas In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown You'll go down in listerine Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay Come, froggy faithful You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require" Good tidings we bring to you and your kid
1689 - Spanish-German explorer Santa Claus discovers the North Pole, and establishes a small base camp.
1691 - Because of harsh and meager living conditions, Claus' crew abandons him. 1692 - Claus is rescued by the Viking ship Hvorfor. He returns to Europe, bringing some items along with him from the North Pole. He finds he is able to sell them quite easily, making a small profit. 1703 - Claus saves up enough money to buy a small ship and crew, and returns to the North Pole. Upon arriving, he finds his base camp, half-buried but still intact. 1704 - Claus returns to Europe with a shipload of North Pole artifacts, and is successful in selling them. He makes enough profit to increase his crew, and buys building materials to expand his polar base.
1705 - Claus returns again to the North Pole, and builds quarters for him and his crew, and sets up the Polar Exports Company.
1716 - After six shiploads of exports, the European market is flooded with polar more...
Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A. He heard the snowblower coming
What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?
A snowman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowwoman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra snow into balls to make her breasts!
What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman? A snowman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowwoman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra snow into balls to make her breasts!