Social Worker Jokes

Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening. They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back lane. Upon investigation, they found a semi-conscious man in a pool of blood. "Help me, I've been mugged and viciously beaten" he pleaded.

The two social workers turned and walked away. One remarked to her colleague: "You know the person that did this really needs help."

A social worker asks a collegue: "What time is it?"

The other one answers: "Sorry, don't know, I have no watch."

The first one: "Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it."

What is the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.

What's the difference between a social worker and a pitt bull terrier?

At least you can get part of your baby back from the pitt bull.

Social workers do it for the community.

Social workers do it with a lot of paperwork.

Social workers don't do it; They just share the experience.

Social workers do it with individuals, families and groups.