Somali Pirates Jokes

The Somali pirates knew it was a French military flagship when they saw that the flag was white

US seamen are now being trained to fend off pirates at sea. First, they were told to stop dressing like whores.

Did you hear about the new Somali Pirate Cocktail?
Three shots and three splashes of water.

The military will track the ship for another 100 miles then outsource the job to the Somali pirates.

Sweden’s Pirate Party won a seat in the European Parliament after winning 7% of the vote. Their first order of business: improve ties with Somalia.