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There was a little boy and a little girl that would go every day behind
a bush after school, strip thier clothes and debate which one was better.
One day the little girl went home and asked her mom what the difference
between a boy and a girl was. The mother having a very sick mind
told her daughter that she had a garage and boy's have a fire truck.
she then said that you don't want boy's to put their fire truck
into your garage.
Well that very same day the boy aked his father
the same question. The father having a sick mind told his son that
he had a fire truck and girls have a garage. he told his son that
he should try to put his fire truck into thier garage as many times
as he could.
The next day after school they debated again. The girl went home and she went
inside. When her maother saw her she had blood all over her hands. Her mother
screamed and asked her what had happened and the little girl said that the more...

When Ali, the sheik's most devoted eunuch, died unexpectedly in the middle of the night, the potentate's teen-aged son asked his father how this unhappy event had come to pass.
"My son," said the sheik, "Ali's death teaches us a valuable lesson. Last night, upon retiring, I commanded him to hasten to my harem and select for my pleasure the one most beautiful among the hundred houris waiting there. He returned with surprising swiftness with a ravishing brunette, but this tasty morsel merely whetted my appetite for further amour, so I summoned Ali again and told him to fetch forth the most sensual female of the harem. This time he returned even more quickly- though the harem is a considerable distance from my quarters, as you know -with a female whose hair was red as flame, with a passion to match.
"This erotic creature further increased my desire and I instructed Ali to have the most innocent maiden he could find brought to my bedchamber; he reappeared more...

Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: "God when shall I see the defeat of Bill Clinton."
God replies: "Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.
Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: "God when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan."
God replies: "Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.
Ranil W. visits God and asks him: "God when will I become the President in Sri Lanka." Hearing this, God starts crying.
Ranil W. is astounded and asks: "God why are you crying?" God replies: "Son, I will not see it in my lifetime."

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1, 000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her. “Sister, I couldn’t help but notice that you put $1, 000 a week in the collection plate, ” he stated. “Why yes, ” she replied, “every week my son sends me money, and what I don’t need I give to the church. ” “That’s wonderful, how much does he send you? ” “Oh, $2, 000 a week. ” “Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living? ” “He is a veterinarian, ” she answered. “That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice? ” “Well, he has one cat house in Kansas City and another in Dallas”!

A shopkeeper's son had trouble with his eyes. He took the boy to an eye-specialist who operated upon and replaced the boy's eyes with those donated by a Minister.
A few days after the operation, the doctor asked the father, "How's your son doing?"
"He is fine," replied the father, "but he keeps on gazing at a chair whenever he finds one."

Early One Morning, A Lady Went In To Wake Up Her Son. "Wake Up, Son. It's Time To Go To School!"
"But Why Mom? I Don't Want To Go."
"Give Me Two Reasons Why You Don't Want To Go."
"Well, The Kids Hate Me For One, And The Teachers Hate Me, Too!"
"Oh, That's No Reason Not To Go To School. Come On Now And Get Ready."
"Give Me Two Reasons Why I Should Go To School."
"Well, For One, You're 52 Years Old. And For Another, You're The Principal!"

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up. .." "Yes, son?" the father said expectantly. "What bus should I take home?" the boy finished.