"Every Sunday…" joke

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1, 000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her. “Sister, I couldn’t help but notice that you put $1, 000 a week in the collection plate, ” he stated. “Why yes, ” she replied, “every week my son sends me money, and what I don’t need I give to the church. ” “That’s wonderful, how much does he send you? ” “Oh, $2, 000 a week. ” “Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living? ” “He is a veterinarian, ” she answered. “That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice? ” “Well, he has one cat house in Kansas City and another in Dallas”!

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