Sooooooo Jokes

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
She holds on to it, and the world revolves around her.

Two, one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daddy.
Six, one to screw it in, and five to make T-shirts.

What three words will a sorority girl never hear?
"Attention K-mart shoppers."

What is a sorority girls favorite position?
Facing Bloomingdale's.

How do you get four sorority girls on one chair?
Tell them there is a rich guy sitting in it.

Why does a sorority girl close her eyes during sex?
So she can fantasize about shopping.

What's the difference between sorority girls and Jell-o?
Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.

What do you call a sorority girl's waterbed?
Lake Placid.

How do you know when a sorority girl is a nymphomaniac?
She'll make love the same day she had her hair done.

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