"Ah Sorority Girls" joke

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
She holds on to it, and the world revolves around her.

Two, one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daddy.
Six, one to screw it in, and five to make T-shirts.

What three words will a sorority girl never hear?
"Attention K-mart shoppers."

What is a sorority girls favorite position?
Facing Bloomingdale's.

How do you get four sorority girls on one chair?
Tell them there is a rich guy sitting in it.

Why does a sorority girl close her eyes during sex?
So she can fantasize about shopping.

What's the difference between sorority girls and Jell-o?
Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.

What do you call a sorority girl's waterbed?
Lake Placid.

How do you know when a sorority girl is a nymphomaniac?
She'll make love the same day she had her hair done.

What is the difference between sorority girls and hookers?
Sorority girls cost less per score.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and a phone booth?
You need a quarter to use the phone.

What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
"Have another beer."

What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her look more attractive?
Her ankles.

Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?
To keep her ankles warm.

What is the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
Walks home.

What is a sorority girls mating call?
"I'm sooooooo drunk, I'm sooooooo drunk."

How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
She drops her nail file

What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke.

What does the Bermuda Triangle and sorority girls have in common?
They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

Why is a sorority girl like a door knob?
' Cause everybody gets a turn.

What's the difference between sorority girls and garbage?
Garbage gets taken out once a week.

How do you prevent a sorority girl from having sex?
Marry her.

Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.

What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an lawyer?
Don't know. There's only so much an lawyer can be forced to do.

How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?
Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door and throw a Twinkie on the bed.

What do you call 100 sorority girls bathing on a beach in Cuba?
Bay of Pigs.

How are a bowling ball and a sorority girl alike?
You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they'll always come back.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?
A circus is a cunning array of stunts.