South-eastasian Jokes

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    Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers

    Scary, isnt it! :-)
    Drug dealersSoftware developers
    "Stick," "Rock," "Dime bag," "E""SCSI," "RTFM," "Java," "ISDN"
    "Stash""Cache"
    "Hit (LSD)""Hit (WWW)"
    "Source""Source code"
    Refer to their clients as "users"Refer to their clients as "users"
    "The first one's free!""Download a free trial version..."
    Have important South-EastAsian connections (to help move the stuff)Have important South-EastAsian connections (to help debug the code)
    Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14 to 25 year-old marketRealize that there's tons of cash in the 14 to 25 year-old market
    Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent productJob is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent product
    Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlersOften seen in the more...

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