Souvenir Jokes / Recent Jokes

Their was a Sri Lankan Association formed in a foreign country. Many people tried to become the President but one succeeded not because of his qualifications, his street smartness. to get things moving and raise some funds for the association the president purposed a dinner dance to be organizes. so the committee proposed with a music group from Sri Lanka in a five star hotel with Rafael draws and printing souvenir etc.
so the committee got to work and asked the president to arrange a letter for the dummy (to collect advertisement to print a souvenir for the fund raising) not knowing what a dummy was and not willing to show to the committee that the president of the association lacks the knowledge he asked

where are we going to keep the dummy in the music hall?