Spare-parts Jokes / Recent Jokes

A Sardarji and his son who ran a modest motor spare-parts business won Rs. 50 lakhs in a lottery. They spent the money to expand the business to include spare-parts for imported cars. They placed orders with foreign firms and got invoices in return. They were foxed by the language: "Excel 929, two pieces. Price $90." The line beneath read: "Ditto, eight pieces, price $360."
They could not understand what "ditto" meant. So the father went to consult a friend who explained what the word meant. The father returned to his show-room and conveyed the meaning of the word to his son: "Main haan ullu da pqttha. ley toon hain ditto." (I am son of an owl and you are ditto).