Specials Jokes

"Rejected Holiday Specials"
As presented on the 12/10/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN
"Gallagher Smashes Melons in Bethlehem"
"A Creepy, Creepy Christmas with Michael Jackson"
Fox TV's "When Reindeer Attack!"
"A Country Holiday with Martha Stewart and a Bunch of Actors Pretending to Be Her Family"
"The Grinch Who Nailed Mrs. Claus"
"Christmas at Riker's Island: It's A Wonderful 10-Years-to-Life"
"Bob Dole Remembers the Very First Christmas"
"Skunk 'n' Gator's Holiday Fiesta"
"The President Who Ate Christmas"
"Richard Simmons' Fruitcake Extravaganza"

"Rejected Holiday Specials"
As presented on the 12/10/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN "Gallagher Smashes Melons in Bethlehem" "A Creepy, Creepy Christmas with Michael Jackson" Fox TV's "When Reindeer Attack!" "A Country Holiday with Martha Stewart and a Bunch of Actors Pretending to Be Her Family" "The Grinch Who Nailed Mrs. Claus" "Christmas at Riker's Island: It's A Wonderful 10-Years-to-Life" "Bob Dole Remembers the Very First Christmas" "Skunk' n' Gator's Holiday Fiesta" "The President Who Ate Christmas" "Richard Simmons' Fruitcake Extravaganza"

Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a generation of kids? Well here are some new episodes: Peanuts specials for kids of the 90's: We learn about VD in:"IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN"Charlie and the little redheaded girl learn about unwanted pregnancy in:"I'M STARTING TO SHOW, CHARLIE BROWN!"Is Linus gay?" ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN"Charlie moves back to his house in East L. A in:"OYE! VATO! QUE PASA, CARLITO MORENO?" See how the Peanuts Gang deals with date rape in:"NO MEANS NO, CHARLIE BROWN!"Franklin speaks! The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in:"IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN"What goes on the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego "Mr. Clean" in:"GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT, CHARLIE BROWN"Schroder teaches the Peanuts gang about getting high in:"ROLL US more...

Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a generation of kids? Well here are some new episodes:
Peanuts specials for kids of the 90's:
We learn about VD in:
"IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN"
Charlie and the little redheaded girl learn about unwanted pregnancy in:
"I'M STARTING TO SHOW, CHARLIE BROWN!"
Is Linus gay?
"ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN"
Charlie moves back to his house in East L.A in:
"OYE! VATO! QUE PASA, CARLITO MORENO?"
See how the Peanuts Gang deals with date rape in:
"NO MEANS NO, CHARLIE BROWN!"
Franklin speaks! The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in:
"IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN"
What goes on the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego "Mr. Clean" in:
"GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT, CHARLIE more...

Capitalizing on the enormous popularity of Sarah Palin, FOX has announced that the Alaskan governor will star in three holiday specials:
Dec 4--"There's No Place Like Nome for the Holidays"
Dec 10--"I Can See the North Pole from My House"
Dec 15--"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town--You Betcha!"