Splendid Jokes

Mother potato told her three children it was time to get married . So the next day she asked them who they planned to get married to, the first one replied: the prince of potato's."
splendid said the mother.The third one said she'd get married to King Tator, again the mother said this was splendid. However the third one decided to get married to Des Lynam, shocked, the mother replied but he's a common tator.