Tator Jokes

Are you a Tator?
Some people like to tell everyone what to do. You call them DICK TATORS.
Some people never ever participate. They watch while others do. They are SPEC TATORS.
Those who say they will, but never get around to doing anything are HEZZI TATORS.
Some people put on a front and act like they are someone they are not. They are EMMA TATORS.
Still there are those who will always lend a hand. They bring sunshine into others' lives. You might call them SWEET TATORS.
Lord help us to know what kind of Tator we are.

I found these humurous and easily clasify people.
Agi Tator: Whenever things get dull, Agi is always there to stir things up. She is often a nuisance, but many times keeps everyone on their toes by disturbing the comfortable status quo.
Cogi Tator: Cogi is a thinker. She is different from her brother Medi because Cogi thinks deeply about matters that will affect the way she acts. She weighs everything carefully before acting and attempts to make sure she has considered all the alternatives.
Common Tator: Common always has advice or criticism on any subject. Always talking and always very authoritative sounding, he often sounds like he knows what he is talking out, but usually doesn't.
Devis Tator: Devis is a revolutionary. He believes in confrontation, radical changes. It is his philosophy that the only way to change something is to destroy it and start all over. Devis is weak on alternatives or ideas for rebuilding and considers that someone else's job.
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Mother potato told her three children it was time to get married . So the next day she asked them who they planned to get married to, the first one replied: the prince of potato's."
splendid said the mother.The third one said she'd get married to King Tator, again the mother said this was splendid. However the third one decided to get married to Des Lynam, shocked, the mother replied but he's a common tator.