Decisions Jokes

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    "Sir, what is the secret of your success?" a reporter asked a bank president.
    "Two words."
    "And, sir, what are they?"
    "Right decisions."
    "And how do you make the right decisions?"
    "One word."
    "And, sir, what is it?"
    "Experience."
    "And how do you get experience?"
    "Two words."
    "And, sir, what are they?"
    "Wrong decisions."

    A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age.
    The husband responded, "When we were first married we came to an agreement - I would make all the major decisions and my wife would make all the minor decisions.
    And now, after 60 years of marriage, I can truthfully say that we have never needed to make a MAJOR decision."

    I met a man who had been married for 66 years. "Amazing. 66 years!" I said. "What's the secret to such a long, happy marriage?"
    "Well," he replied, "It's like this. The man makes all the big decisions... and the woman just makes the little decisions."
    "Really?" I responded. "Does that really work?"
    "Oh, yes," he said proudly. "66 years, and so far, not one big decision!"

    Editor's Note: This is kind of long, and actually considering it's an awful lot like many conversations I've had, not as funny as it might be. But, heck, enjoy it anyhow...

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    PeaceNik: Why did you say we are we invading Iraq?

    WarMonger: We are invading Iraq because it is in violation of security council resolution 1441. A country cannot be allowed to violate security council resolutions.

    PN: But I thought many of our allies, including Israel, were in violation of more security council resolutions than Iraq.

    WM: It's not just about UN resolutions. The main point is that Iraq could have weapons of mass destruction, and the first sign of a smoking gun could well be a mushroom cloud over NY.

    PN: Mushroom cloud? But I thought the weapons inspectors said Iraq had no nuclear weapons.

    WM: Yes, but biological and chemical weapons are the issue.

    PN: But I thought Iraq did not have any long more...

    I met a man who had been married for 66 years. 'Amazing. 66 years!' I said.' What's the secret to such a long, happy marriage?' Well,' he replied, 'It's like this. The man makes all the big decisions...and the woman just makes the little decisions.'
    'Really?' I responded. 'Does that really work?'
    'Oh, yes,' he said proudly. '66 years, and so far, not one big decision!'

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