Squirming Jokes

The teacher noticed little Johnny sitting at the back of the class squirming and scratching his crotch, so she went back to him to see what was wrong. He told her in an embarrassed whisper that he had recently been circumcised and he was very itchy.
She told Johnny to go down to the Principal's office to phone his mother and ask her what he should do. Johnny did as the teacher said and returned to class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the class so the teacher went back to investigate. There she found Johnny sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call you mother," she yelled.
"I did," Johnny replied. "She told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and get me."

This little 7 year old boy was sitting at his desk in school and he was squirming and squirming around. Finally the teacher asks him what is wrong.
He tells her he is sore because he just got circumsised yesterday.
She tells him to go and see the principal. He goes to the principal and comes back 5 minutes later with his penis hanging out of his fly.
The teacher is outraged and asked him the meaning of this type of behaviour.
He says "The principal asked me to see if I could stick it out until the end of the school day"!!!!!