"Squirming and Scratching" joke

The teacher noticed little Johnny sitting at the back of the class squirming and scratching his crotch, so she went back to him to see what was wrong. He told her in an embarrassed whisper that he had recently been circumcised and he was very itchy.
She told Johnny to go down to the Principal's office to phone his mother and ask her what he should do. Johnny did as the teacher said and returned to class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the class so the teacher went back to investigate. There she found Johnny sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call you mother," she yelled.
"I did," Johnny replied. "She told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and get me."

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