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Q. What ballet do squirrels like?
A. The Nutcracker.

Q. What ballet do squirrels like?
A. The Nutcracker.

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex.

Whats that? he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said
Oh Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree.

Horrified she said Tarzan you have it all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly.

She took off her clothes laid down on the ground and spread her legs.
Here she said pointing You must put it in here.

Tarzan removed his loincloth stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony.
Eventually she managed to gasp
What the hell did you do that for?
Tarzan check for squirrels.

In the Garden of Eden, Adam had just met Eve and they got talking
about sex. Eve was curious about what Adam did to have sex - after all,
she was the first woman on earth. So Adam took here by the hand and led
her to a nearby tree and showed her a hole in the tree trunk, just about
the right height for Adam to thrust his desires away.
Smiling, Eve said "Well now you don't have to have sex with the
tree because I've got a hole too so why don't you put it in me?"
She lay down on her back and opened her legs as wide as they would
go. Adam, looking forward to this impending moment of passion, took
several steps back.
"Come on, big boy!" said Eve. Adam ran towards Eve and..... KICKED
her between the legs as hard as he could!
"What was that for????" asked Eve....
Adam: "Oh, just checking for squirrels......"

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole