State of the Union Jokes

I watched part of the State of the Union address Wed. night. The Democrats were cheering, applauding, and handing out countless standing ovations.. and that was just for President Obama's teleprompter..

Wesley Autrey, the New Yorker who risked his life to save a man on a subway track, was a guest at President Bush’s State of the Union address. Bush highlighted Autrey’s heroics and humanity, then later asked him to somehow protect his administration from the oncoming freight train of public disapproval.

Last night was the President's first State of the Union Address with the newly-elected Democratic majority in Congress; the first presidential speech in American history ever to contain the words "Pretty please?"
Taking a quarter of his time defending the Administration's War on Terror, there were many constituents who were grossly disappointed in the Address.
"I guess the pains of the hurricane are yesterday's news in Washington," said Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco.
The official White House response? "Hey! One fuck-up at a time, huh?"