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The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.January 16, 1993Escondido attorney Ben Echeverria filed a $2 million lawsuit in August against Texaco Inc. and a local gas station manager because station attendants were pumping gas for women at self-service prices, but not for men.The station almost immediately stopped its practice and forced women to start pumping for themselves.

A nun who works for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it there was a station just down the street.
She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up.
The attendant regretfully told her that the only can he owned had just been loaned out, but if she would care to wait he was sure it would be back shortly.
Since the nun was on the way to see a patient she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. After looking through her car for something to carry to the station to fill with gas, she spotted a Bedpan she was taking to the patient.
Always resourceful, she carried it to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried it back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car two men walked by.
One of them turned to the other and said: "Now that is what I call faith!"

Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board. On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, "it was so nice of you to put my daddy's picture up there."

I stopped in at the local gas station for something to drink and
when I approached the register, the employee promply asked me,
"Do you have gas?"

I answered him with a puzzled look on my face. "Isn't that a rather personal question?"

Deux belges vont chercher de l'essence dans une station service a la frontiere franco-belge. La station est eloignee mais ils veulent participer au concours organise par le gerant de la station. Ils font donc le plein et demandent au gerant s'ils peuvent participer au concours.
- "OK", dit le gerant. "Si vous gagnez vous avez droit a une heure de sexe gratuit offert par la maison."
- "Et comment on joue?" demandent les belges.
- "C'est simple", dit le gerant. "Je vais penser a un nombre entre 1 et 10, si vous devinez ce nombre vous gagnez votre heure de sexe gratuit."
- "OK. Je dis 7", repond le premier belge.
- "Desole, c'etait 8", dit le gerant.
La semaine suivante, ils retournent a la station, refont le plein et demandent a participer au concours.
- "OK", dit le gerant. "Je vais penser a un nombre entre 1 et 10, si vous devinez ce nombre vous gagnez votre heure de sexe more...

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."

An Old Man Told The Taxi Driver To Take Him To The Station. When They Reached The Station, Driver: Oh I'm Sorry Sir, i've
Forgotten To Flag Down The Meter. Oid Man: Don't Worry, My Boy, i've Also Forgotten To Bring My Wallet.