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A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "Im having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy with a puzzled look asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "oh yes, its a real good baby."
With even a more surprised and shocked look he said, "Then why in the world did you eat him?"
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asks the lady," why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "Im having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy with a puzzled look asked, "Is it a good baby?" She said, "oh yes, its a real good baby."
With even a more surprised and shocked look he said, "Then why in the world did you eat him?"
One Man Went To Consult As He Is Very Thin And Doesn't Grow Well After Having Enough Food, After Diagnosis Doctor Said There Is A Worm Inside His Stomach It Eats Everything You Eat And The Man Asked For The Treatment. Doctor Prescribed The Treatment "From Tomorrow Onwards When You Come To See Myself Come With A Banana And An Apple". The Net Day He Came With A Banana And An Apple. Doctor Told Him To Eat The Banana And Insert The Apple Through His Back Hole. After One Month Treatment There Is No Change Except Size Of The Back Hole Increased So That The Apple Can Be Thrown Through The Hole Freely. He Told The Doctor " Doctor There Is No Change In My Physical Condition After One Month Of Treatment " Doctor Told Him "When You Come Tomorrow Come With A Banana And A Hammer Instead Of Apple". The Next Day He Came With Banana And The Hammer. Doctor Let The Man To Eat The Banana First And Wait For A Five Minutes While The Worm Come Out From His Stomach And Told The more...
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"She said, "He sure is."Then the little boy with a puzzled look asked, "Is it a good baby?"She said, "oh yes, its a real good baby."With even a more surprised and shocked look he said, "Then why in the world did you eat him?"
Q: What are the two strongest days of the week?
A: They are Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak (week) days.
Q: How far can a dog run into the forest?
A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest.
Q: What do you call a bear without an "ear"?
A: BBBBBBB
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.
A: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?
B: 4 or 5
A: No, that's wrong, because after eating one apple your stomach isn't empty.
If you are doing a discussion about space, then students will like this one.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: To find Pluto.
Q: What is the differnce between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother?
A: One is Moscow, the other is a cow's Ma.
(It needs to be spoken to understand it.)
Q: What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car?
A: more...
1:00 am - Alarm clock rings
2:00 am - Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed
2:30 am - Throw everything except the kitchen sink into the pick-up
3:00 am - Leave for the deep woods
3:15 am - Back home to pick up gun
3:30 am - Set up camp. Forgot the damn tent
4:00 am - Drive like hell to get to the woods before daylight
4:30 am - Set up camp
6:05 am - Head for the woods
6:06 am - See eight deer
6:07 am - Take aim and squeeze the trigger
6:08 am - CLICK
8:00 am - Load gun while watching deer go over the hill
9:00 am - Head back to camp
12:00 NOON - Fire gun for help-eat wild berries
12:15 pm - Run out of bullets-eight deer come back
12:20 pm - Strange feeling in stomach
12:30 pm - Realize you ate poison berries
12:45 pm - Rescued
12:55 pm - Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped
3:00 pm - Arrive back at camp
3:30 pm - Leave camp to kill deer
4:00 pm - Return to camp for bullets
4:01 pm - more...
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look he asked, "Then why did you eat him?"