Stoves Jokes

A man goes skydiving for the first time. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. He pulls the rip cord, nothing happens. He tries again, nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute--nothing.

Suddenly, he looks down and he sees another man in the air with him, but this guy is going up! The skydiver yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"
The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"