Stripy Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: How do you know if you cat`s got a bad cold?
A: He has cat-arrh!

Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!

Q: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?
A: They never cry over spilt milk!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?
A: An animal that puts you out a night!

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo?
A: A stripy jumper!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!

Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
A: They both wear stripes! Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripy sweater!

Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She`s got that down in the mouth look!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A: A peeping tom!

Q: Why is the desert lion everyone`s favorite at Christmas?
A: more...