"Cat jokes" joke
Q: How do you know if you cat`s got a bad cold?
A: He has cat-arrh!
Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?
A: They never cry over spilt milk!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?
A: An animal that puts you out a night!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo?
A: A stripy jumper!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!
Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
A: They both wear stripes! Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripy sweater!
Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She`s got that down in the mouth look!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A: A peeping tom!
Q: Why is the desert lion everyone`s favorite at Christmas?
A: Because he has sandy claws!
Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: `Pleased to eat you.`!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What is a French cat`s favorite pudding?
A: Chocolate mousse! Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half!
Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
A: `Claws.`
Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
A: A stri-ped!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripy sweater!
Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: `Pleased to eat you.`!
Q: What do you get if you cross a
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