Strode Jokes

The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris, France, and headed straight for the lingerie counter. He intentlystudied the array of lacy underthings and the sales lady bustledover to him. "Do you have something in mind?" she asked." I certainly do, ma'am," the American emphatically replied. "That'swhy I want a nice gift."

A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction. The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?" The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered,"Do you mean to tell me that Pussy Treats are meant for' cats'?"

A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered,"Do you mean to tell me that Pussy Treats are meant for 'cats'?"

The attorney strode confidently over to the witness. "Come now, Mr. Pendergast. It was nearly midnight, yet you say you saw my client strangle Mr. Pedigrew from nearly seven blocks away! Just how far can you see at night?"
Mr. Pedigrew shrugged. "I dunno. How far away is the moon?"

The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris, France, and headed straight for the lingerie counter. He intentlystudied the array of lacy underthings and the sales lady bustledover to him. "Do you have something in mind?" she asked."I certainly do, ma'am," the American emphatically replied. "That'swhy I want a nice gift."