Stunt Jokes

A man is in a bar and has a couple of drinks. The bartender tells him that he owes $10.
"But, bartender," the man says, "I already paid you! Don't you remember?"
"Well, okay," replies the bartender, "if you say you've already paid, then I guess you have."
The man goes outside, approaches the first person he sees, and tells him that the bartender can't seem to keep track of whether his customers have paid or not. On hearing that, the second man rushes into the bar, orders a beer, and then pulls the same stunt on the bartender.
"Okay," says the bartender, "if you say you've already paid, then I guess you have."
The second man goes outside, sees a friend, and tells him how to get free drinks.
The third man rushes into the bar and starts gulping down one drink after the other. A short time later, the bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were more...

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A car speeding down the highway loses control, goes through a guard rail, rolls down a cliff, bounces off a tree, lands upside down and finally stops, wheels spinning in the air, smoke and steam pouring out from under the hood.

A passing motorist, who witnessed the entire accident, helps the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck. "Good Lord Mister, he gasps, are you drunk?"

"Of course!," says the man, brushing the dirt from his suit.

"What the hell do you think I am? A stunt driver or something?"

A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender tells him he owes $8.
“But I already paid you! Don’t you remember? ” says the customer.
“Okay, ” says the bartender, “if you said you paid, then I suppose you did. ”
The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his customers have paid or not. The second man then rushes in, orders a beer, and later pulls the same stunt.
The barkeep replies, “Okay, if you said you paid, then I suppose you did. ”
The customer then goes outside, sees a friend, and tells him how to get free drinks. The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs. Some time later, the bartender leans over and says, “You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid, and both claimed that they had paid. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get his ass…. ”
The man interrupts, “Don’t more...

A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender tells him he owes $8. "But I already paid you! Don't you remember?" says the customer. "Okay," says the bartender, "if you said you paid, then I suppose you did." The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid or not. The second man then rushes in, orders a beer, and later pulls the same stunt. The barkeep replies, "Okay, if you said you paid, then I suppose you did." The customer then goes outside, sees a friend, and tells him how to get free drinks. The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs. Some time later, the bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid, and both claimed that they had paid. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get his ass...." The man interrupts, "Don't bother me more...