Subaltern Jokes / Recent Jokes

The commanding officer got to know that jawans of his regiment were in the habit of giving nicknames to their senior officers. He was curious to know what they called him behind his back. He summoned a young subaltern and questioned him. After some hesitation, the youngster replied,' Sir, they call you the virgin.'
The commanding officer was pleased.' No doubt it is because of the maiden, innovative ideas I have introduced in army discipline,' he said.
'No, sir,' replied the subaltern.' It is because they think you have no experience of any kind.'