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If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.
O MY DEAR WIFE,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
5 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to muss your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory
because:
6 times you just laid there,
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling,
4 times you told more...
O MY DEAR WIFE, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:54 times the sheets were clean17 times it was too late49 times you were too tired20 times it was too hot5 times you pretended to be asleep22 times you had a headache17 times you were afraid of waking the baby16 times you said you were too sore12 times it was the wrong time of the month19 times you had to get up early9 times you said weren't in the mood7 times you were sunburned6 times you were watching the late show5 times you didn't want to muss your new hairdo3 times you said the neighbors would hear us9 times you said your mother would hear usOf the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactorybecause:6 times you just laid there,8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling,4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with,7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished, and one time I was more...
If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you.
During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 12 times. The following list is why I didn't succeed often.
1. The sheets are clean. ............................ 54 times
2. It is too late. .................................. 17 times
3. Too tired from shopping all day. ................. 49 times
4. It is too early. ................................. 20 times
5. It is too hot. ................................... 15 times
6. Pretending to be asleep. ......................... 15 times
7. The neighbors will hear us......................... 3 times
8. Headache. ........................................ 22 times
9. Sunburn. .......................................... 7 times
10. Your Mother will hear us. ......................... 9 times
11. Not in the mood. ................................. 43 times
12. You will wake the baby. .......................... 17 times
13. Watching the late show. more...