Suge Jokes / Recent Jokes

After a visit to preacher T.D. Jakes' City Of Refuge Church, Death Row records founder Marion "Suge" Knight has finally seen the light. "We shouldn't be constantly feeding negative energy to these kids" he said. "You can get rich with the devils money but you can only be happy with God's money".

At a titty bar later that evening, Suge unhappily received lap dances and purged negativity by slipping only devils money between undulating ass- cheeks, while keeping Gods money safely tucked beneath his 9 millimeter.