Suitcase Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,"What are you doing?"She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!"Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.When she asks him where he's going, he replies..."I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!"

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him.
An angel hears his plea and appears to him. "Sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you." The man implores the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend the rules.
The man continues to pray that his wealth could follow him. The angel reappears and informs the man that God has decided to allow him to take one suitcase with him. Overjoyed, the man gathers his largest suitcase and fills it with pure gold bars and places it beside his bed.
Soon afterward the man dies and shows up at the Gates of Heaven to greet St. Peter. St. Peter seeing the suitcase says, "Hold on, you can't bring that in here!"
But, the man explains to St. Peter that he has permission and asks him to verify his story with the Lord. more...

After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He returned a few hours later to find his wife packing a suitcase. He angrily asked her where she was going."I'm moving to Las Vegas. I can make $400-500 there doing what I give you for free."The man thought about this for a moment, then pulled out his own suitcase and began packing. His wife asked where HE was going."I'm going to Las Vegas, too. I want to see how you manage to live on $800 a year!"