Super-hero Jokes

The boy who liked Jell-O
There once was a boy named Joe who loved to eat green Jell-O. On his 18th birthday his cake was made totally out of green Jell-O. His friend Billy Bob told Joe that if he ate the whole cake he would become a super-hero. Joe did this in hopes he could be like the power-puff-girls. When the cake was all gone Joe didn't feel to good. Billy Bob told him if he jumped off a cliff his stomach wouldn't hurt and since he was now a super-hero he could just fly around for a while. Joe thought this was really a sensible idea and wondered why he hadn't thought of it himself.
Joe found a cliff and jumped off. To his surprise he couldn't fly, he flapped his arms and everything else he'd seen birds do, but nothing seemed to work. Now he was terrified and he put his hands into prayer position and began to pray, "Our father who does art in heaven, Howard be your name…." And on it went like that until he came to a thump.
He had landed in a lake, and in more...