Super Bowl Jokes / Recent Jokes
A Steelers fan, a Browns fan and a Seahawks fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death
However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.
The Seahawks fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to more...
Two boys are playing football in a Pennsylvania State Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck
A Post Gazette reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy
"Young Steelers Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook
"But I'm not a Steelers fan," the little hero replied
"Sorry, since we are in Pennsylvania, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again
"Little Eagles Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook
"I'm not an Eagles fan either," the boy said
"I assumed everyone in Pennsylvania was either for the Steelers or the Eagles. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked
"I'm a Browns fan," the child said
The reporter more...
The New Orleans Saints manhandled the New York Giants on Sunday. The New York defense was so ineffective, New Orleans made them honorary levees.
The New Orleans Saints beat the Minnesota Vikings 31-28, after Brett Favre retired during the final drive of the fourth quarter.
The Colts scored 21 points in a span of 2:10 to down Houston by a score of 31-27. The last time Texans were beaten this badly was the Alamo.
Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, who four months ago won the Super Bowl in just his second NFL season, was seriously hurt in a motorcycle wreck yesterday in which he wasn't wearing a helmet.
Roethlisberger underwent seven hours of surgery after suffering a broken jaw, broken nose and cracking his head open.
Answering reporters' questions from his hospital bed, the football star had this to say:
"Listen, I get paid many millions of dollars to wear a helmet at my day job. Game after handsomely paid game I have to sweat inside that confining, life-saving device. When I'm off the field and on my bike, I want to be free and unencumbered. I want to be able to feel the wind in my hair and, more recently, a windshield against my face. Because that's'my time.' Hey, why are you all twins?"
A visibly exhausted Roethlisberger then kissed a framed bedside photo of Gary Busey and drifted off into a light coma.
The Packers have filed tampering charges against the Vikings alleging the team made inappropriate contact with Brett Favre. Favre has been asked demonstrate exactly where on the doll the Vikings touched him.