Pennsylvania Jokes

Steeler quarterback Ben Roethlisberger suffered a head injury after he crashed his motorcycle. Doctors fear the injury is so severe that Roethlisberger will be left with the mental capacity of a Terry Bradshaw.

A fan was hit in the head by a broken bat during a matchup between the Pirates and the Brewers. He suffered far less trauma than those who actually had to watch the entire game.


Pittsburgh rookie Andrew McCutchen hit three homeruns in a recent game. If the Pirates knew how good he really was, they'd have already traded him.

Anybody who watches baseball knows that the Pittsburgh Pirates trade away all of their good players every year. Ok, having said that, here's the joke.
Did you hear the news? The Pirates traded away their mascot for a couple of minor league mascots!

The Penguins said they're going to put the Stanley Cup in a place where it's sure to go untouched. Home plate at PNC Park.